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Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.
“Hey look over there
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly
by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022
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Flesh holster

Your butthole when it welcomes an erect penis into it.
Last night Greg came over and used my flesh holster until he came, tomorrow night its his turn.
by FleshHolster January 28, 2022
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Bologna-Holster

A vulgar description of the mouth.
A place to put your cock.

Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.
Yo! Shut your fucking Bologna-Holster, you shit eating cocksucker!
by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022
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Cack holster

Similar to the term cock holster, but used on friendly terms when you're talkin shit to a buddy. Usually used when drunk/drinking.
Hey, Ty, how bout you shut yer fuckin cack holster, eh?
by SDkid May 15, 2008
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nature’s holster

It's a special little pocket every man has in his rear
He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.
by ralfsv August 9, 2024
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Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.
Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.
by Shellbell333 February 12, 2018
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