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Hole In One

Long distance attemtp at sexual intercourse.

Launching yourself as high as possible while your female partner in laying on the bed in a spread eagle and hope for the best...
1:I went for the Hole In One last night dawg..... and missed.
2:Damn that sucks
by Danny Hopkins April 4, 2008
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Hole In One

When one person lays underneath another person who is swinging back and forth in a sex swing, the person in the swing tries to poop in the other person's mouth, if the poop lands in the mouth, it is a Hole In One.
John layed underneath Drew in the sex swing and Drew gave John a Hole In One.
by JinGL June 18, 2011
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hole in one

When two homosappiens of the female sex insert an exceptionally large dildo into their vaginal hole then the other female sticks the dido into her vaginal whole (the dildo is in both females at the same time)
Two bitches where doing the old hole in one technique in my bed and i was like havent seen that since nam
by The nozek November 12, 2013
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all eggs in one basket

The way of saying I depended to much on one thing to go the way it was planned and it blew the fuck up in my face - generally if the party saying this is female she is talking shit about a man.
Shelby depended on Joe to pay the rent then got evicted Her all eggs in one basket.
by sarcasmsfinestmember January 18, 2015
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hole in one

when a male does a girl anal and right before he bust he backs up to more then his dick length and tries to bust in her asshole
Damn this girls ass was so loose i can get a hole in one easy!
by Berry and Danny June 20, 2006
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Cone In One

Also known as a Cone-In-One. And sometime's extreme cases a "Cone of Death."

Just like Golf’s “Hole-In-One” being the ultimate and sought-after shot, the Cone In One follows the same concept but within the marijuana smoking world.
A Cone-In-One is the ultimate toke, the ultimate cone punched. This one single cone eradicates the need for any more smoking because you’ve reached meltdown stage. Once it has occurred you can pack up your gear and ride the snake
Cone In Ones can come planned or by surprise, although, it is possible for one to master the art of packing the cone-piece to achieve a perfect cone-in-one.

Whether a successful cone-in-one has been achieved can differ from person-to-person as each person’s state of brain meltdown can be different from each other. But the defining outcome is always the state of meltdown.

*Cone In One’s are best achieved in evil homemade bongs such as Waterfall bongs.
R: Bro, I got absolutely smassshheed the other night. I rate it one of the biggest meltdown's ever... I think I saw my last brain cell jump out of my ear!

S: Yeah? How many cones did you punch?

R: Just one bro! One!

S: Hahaha! A Cone In One...

R: Fuck yeah.
by Rashman December 23, 2008
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hole in one

When a guy is getting a bj and right before nutting he pulls out, backs away and tries to make his load right in the chicks mouth. If he makes the shot without coming up short or going long then it's a hole in one.
Hey Drew, Katy and I hung out last night and i made a hole in one.
by AJoseph May 14, 2008
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