Clit Commander

A title given to only the highest vaginal oral stimulaters in the world. Original proclaimed by Jason Mews(Jay & Silent Bob...Snoogans), this title is only for those who are experts in giving a woman ultimate oral pleasure and satisfaction....Snoochie Boochies?

The Clit Commaders Creed: "I am the Master of the Clit. You see this fuckin' face? When you see this fuckin' face you know that I rule that shit. I make that shit work. No one rules the clit like me...Not this little fuck, None of you little fucks...I am the CLIT COMMANDER!"

by symbiote October 13, 2006

Command & Conquer

Command & Conquer(sometimes written "Command and Conquer") is a large series of games created by the now-defunct Westwood Studios. Command & Conquer is one of the most critically acclaimed real-time strategy games, spawning several a few sequels, prequels, a handful of add-on packs, and various ports to 32-bit and 64-bit video game consoles. You play the part of either the Global Defense Inititive(GDI) or the Brotherhood of Nod(Nod) in your mission of taking control of the world through force. You build your bases and rally your forces, then promptly obliterate the opposing side as brutally as you can, leaving no survivors. It's basically a futuristic war game, in the most rudimentary definition. The most recent game(listed below) truly pales in comparison to the earlier titles due to the fact that EA Games habitually puts quantity over quality.

Abbreviations: CnC, C&C

Game Hierarchy:
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Dawn, the Covert Operations, and Sole Survivor
Command & Conquer: Tiberian Sun and Firestorm
Command & Conquer: Renegade

"Prequels":
Command & Conquer: Red Alert, Counterstrike, and the Aftermath
Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 and Yuri's Revenge

Other:
Command & Conquer: Generals and Zero Hour

Command & Conquer is the best series of real-time strategy games ever!

by Joseph D. Collins May 30, 2005

clit commander

what Jayson Mews in Jay in Silent Bob proclaims himself to be.

I am the Clit Commander. No one rules the clit like me; not this fuck, none of you little fucks out there. I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! When it comes down to takin' care of business, here's what I do. I grab it...then I put on my nose like this...and im like, "OH youz little fuck..."

by porneggs May 29, 2006

Clit Commander

One who is a commander of a clit through sexual pleasure and/or stimulation of the clit

mike cannot compare to the Clit commanding power of Garrett

by Garrett bitch &co. October 05, 2003

command prompt

the mark of a good os

type it into the command prompt.

by maxzilla June 22, 2003

cum on command

Achieving orgasm by means of hypnotic suggestion see:hypnosex or through sexual domination and repeated training to voice or hand signal stimuli until climax is induced.

She will cum on command for me; she's a well trained sexual submissive/slave!

by EroticTist May 13, 2008

Commander Tartar

The sexy AI telephone from Splatoon 2: Octo Expansion

Commander Tartar can blend me up, I wouldn't mind; he could even drink me as his little delicious smoothie!

by KatztheKat December 07, 2022