Dick in a box

Putting a penis in a box

Nobody wants my cum I know I'm going to put my dick in a box

by Ihaterawalmonds January 10, 2026

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

a dog's head in a box

this term refers to when you were being threatened by someone most likely the mob sends you dogs head in a box

Person 1: Whats in the box?
Person 2: IDK lets check
*Sees the head*
Person 1: No McSnuggleston the III who did this to you
Person 2: Theres a note
"Who names their dog McSnuggleston the III THERES NOT EVEN I OR II"
This is an example of "A dog's head in a box"

by oi bloody cunt May 24, 2021

Put Your Friend In A Box Day

You put your friend in a box. That’s it…

Put Your Friend In A Box Day 👍

by whifl October 9, 2021

Retarded banana in a box

Why the fuck would you look this up

Like seriously, you are a retarded banana in a box.

by Poopyman64 May 8, 2023

Dick in a popcorn box

Wen ur at the movies or at u house watchon a movie u cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box so wen go girl go 2 grab popcorn she grabs yo junk

Last nite I tricked my girl while watching friday by making a dick in a popcorn box

by Tyr0n3555 February 21, 2010

slug in a money box

When your cock isn't up to it and it resembles a slug but you try to stuff it in anyway and the receiving hole is tight. Like the opening coin slot on a money box.

"Hey Colin did you get laid last night?"
"Yeah bruv, me cock wasn't interested though so it was like sticking a slug in a money box"

by Bixadon December 15, 2017