IKEA

noun. A very big and boring store, where you will spend more than 10% of your day if you travel with a felmale. Apparently, they love the store and everything from it. For the rest of us, it's a living hell: Babies spend their time in a prison called small-land, where they get pelted by big plasic balls. Teens, are stuck with their parents, or will wander off, leading to a 10 hour search expedition. And Men have to agree with everything in order to get out in two hours (if they are lucky) and watch their wallet grow empty.
In addition, there is the food court, which sells disgusting swedish food-crap-like-ummm...-food.

I want to get out of IKEA ASAP!

by IKEAHATER February 26, 2005

Ikea Cram

The common attempt by college students and 20-somethings that don't own minivans to fit IKEA boxed furniture into vehicles that simply aren't designed to fit them. In addition to this, they somehow attempt to cram people into the vehicle that is already packed with boxes of furniture. In some cases this results in boxes sticking out of the trunk, windows. This does not apply to things that are tied to the roof with twine. That's just ghetto.

Damnit Ryan, how in the hell am I supposed to fit all of this crap in your car?

We'll just do the ikea cram, it will all fit.

by Russianhaxor August 17, 2011

ikeabana

The ancient art of assembling Swedish furniture.

Thanks to my intensive ikeabana classes, I can now put together this shlæaugn flawlessly.

by tomasziam May 10, 2014

ikey

An adjective describing someone who is stingy or miserly.

Dan's pretty ikey you know, so by the time it's his turn to buy a round he'll have probably disappeared.

by derw00d February 10, 2022

IKEA wrist

The wrist soreness that one experiences following an afternoon of constructing IKEA furniture.

I can't lift anything right now. I'm nursing a case of IKEA wrist.

by Superscooper September 7, 2009

Ikea

Slang for "White People"

Minority #1: Hey man, wanna go to the golf course?
Minority #2: Nah man, too many Ikea's there

by Babe Of Babylon February 15, 2015

Ikea

A huge warehouse with cheaplooking stuff for your house. ALL and I mean ALL the employees who work at Ikea hate their jobs and the huge, alone, boring atmosphere. They're usually VERY rude and think all the customers are stupid losers. How ironic it is that the stuck up ones who think so, are middle aged and havn't majored in anything useful in college, and are stuck working in retail, let alone Ikea. Try it yourself, ask for help from as many Ikea employees and see how they react to you.

One of the white, old lesbian looking chicks was racsist against me and my father when we were one of the hundreds of people who could work the self-checkout crap.

I wrote letters to Ikea headquarters saying how horrible the customer service is and how mean the employees are, but they never responded.

by Katie Chen December 11, 2006