American Idol

The longest informercial.

American Idol trying to sell 400 albums in one week

by Vietaliano May 10, 2005

american idol

A show most people watch for the chance to see people you want to insult get insulted by critics. Some contestents don't deserve to be insulted but 90% of them should be slapped for thinking sing.

Bob: Lets watch American Idol and see idiots try to sing!

by Oz March 8, 2005

American Idol

Entertainment for people with no lives.

The only two good things about American Idol are Simon Cowell (hot) and Constantine Maroulis (hotter).

by Lady Pain March 7, 2005

Vegan Idol

A person who is a very knowledgable, practicing vegan, one that aspiring vegans can look up to for inspiration and guidance.

"Leanne, I'm hungry, what should I eat? You are my vegan idol!"

by Jessica Cox May 6, 2008

American Idol

Another lame attempt by the television studios to make us suffer or should I say laugh, through the episode. Another boring tv- reality series.

Two Words.

William Hung.

by Lil Jon April 27, 2004

American Idol

A tv talent show with wordSimon Cowell, Paula Abdul and bag of lard Randy Jackson. It has very high ratings and has made millions for Simon Cowell and Simon Fuller(don't they have enough money?)
Expect rubbish spin-off movies and programs to come from this and lots of cover versions.

"Gee American Idol is on the tv"

by agrofrog August 12, 2003

Australian Idol

Stupid televison show hosted by two morons, one who looks like he's on speed constantly, featuring 100 or so idiots who think they will make a difference in the music industry and judged by a bloke who looks like a rock-spider, a black American who couldn't make it in her own country, and a short fat geezer with a cockatoo hair-cut who think's he knows alot about hip-hop music. Pathetic. If Bob Dylan had been born in 1980 and auditioned, would be rejected because he doesn't look 'funky' enough. For people who know nothing about music. Destroy.

Australian Idol audition-

Bob Dylan- "Well, Marcia I'm gonna sing a song of mine called Don't Think Twice It's Alright..."

*plays classic song*

Marcia, Mark and Kyle- "Sorry mate. Your not funky enough. That will never sell. NEXT!"

by PepsiCola September 14, 2006