INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

by YouDontKnoMe_ September 10, 2019

instant chubby

An errection.

That body stocking i bought worked a treat! It gave my husband an instant chubby!

by Blinx.1989 April 17, 2016

Instant Fancy

Metallic paint. Very mature. Made up by YouTuber Moriah Elizabeth.

I'm grabbing my instant fancy.

by interferingnewt November 20, 2020

Instant death

When a person dies instantly. They’re vital organs for example (brain) or (lungs) are fatally injured in a fast and traumatic manner. Causing blood loss or loss of oxygen and body begins to shut down fast.

The warriors died of a instant death when he was crushed by the falling helicopter.

by Wisdomtree September 24, 2020

instant acrylics

Long acrylic nails by Tres She that are applied in minutes instead of spending hours in the salon. These long nails by Tres She look just like salon acrylic nails but are applied with an instant acrylic manicure result.

I just copped a fresh set of Tres She instant acrylics.

by perkolater October 4, 2020

Instant Hands

The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.

When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.

by Mr. Enderman December 28, 2021

instant piss

Powdered piss.

I brought a bag of instant piss to school

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 5, 2021