I ain't trippin!

A response to being accused of trippin. Similar in meaning to "No shit!" "I swear to god!" "I'm not kidding!"

"Son, you are straight trippin if you think you're gonna hit that shit."

"I ain't trippin! Watch me work my magic, fool!"

by Danny Delinquent December 23, 2003

iaining

The act of sitting on top of someone's hips over a sleeping bag/bed covers while they're asleep, and creating enough motion to wake them up. This includes, but is not limited to, thrusting, teabagging, bouncing.

*Wakes up*
Target of Iaining - WTF DUDE GET OFF ME!!

by Scyr October 28, 2011

I ain't gone done did a thing

without hesitation, if you get trampled over a scuffle with a toothless hillbilly and approach him with intentions to confront and resolve a current conflict afflicted upon you, his disturbingly low educated response claims that he absolutely has nothing to do with any remarks or previous actions presented to you.

Cop- hello sir, may i ask a few question?
Tweaked-out Hillbilly- look man, I ain't gone done did a thing dude.
Cop- what are you doing way out here in a shack.. in the middle of the woods.. with PH strips and lots and lots and loootttsss of pseudophede?
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- science project for school.
Cop- sir, you're clearly not in school.
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- Its for my son.
Cop- ..but you're the only one here...
Tweaked-Out Hillbilly- he's here spiritually
Cop- Goddammit i dont have time for this!

by bulletface May 1, 2015

I ain’t gone High

“ Im not gonna lie or joke ect but I’m high as shit “

I ain’t gone high, but I can’t finish that last blunt I’m done

by KIDD SIKE September 15, 2019

if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going

Meaning that a man prefers blonde white woman

Guy 1: Are you coming to the party tonight?
Guy 2: if it ain‘t snowing, i ain‘t going!
Guy 1: Yeah a lot of blonde girls are going to be there.

by Saul Godman May 11, 2022

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

by pussysmack November 2, 2020