like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Heemogobblin

You dumb fuck! it's spelt haemoglobin! Twat!!!

I'm a spack that can't spell haemoglobin!

by tim mitchell July 4, 2003

hob knobbin the hemoglobbin

placing your mouth all the way down on the males genitals; until it is almost possible to get the balls in there as well.

when a woman loves nothing more in her mouth tham a large throbbing cock, and would fight for the right to have this in her mouth.

She was really Hob knobbin the hemoglobbin.

by Frank da tank August 22, 2006

Hemo

To remove, take off, undo. As in clothing. Origin is from Hawaii. Lately, seen on a wide range of clothing from hemohawaii.com

Hemo your shirt. Hemo your pants. Hemo your attitude mister.

by James Flavin July 30, 2008

haemogoblin

A person who enjoys partaking in the consumption of the bloody discharge from a woman's vagina during menstruation.

Gary the haemogoblin gobbled the haemoglobin from Kate's bloody gash and screamed, "I love VampyCunt!"

by CyberMunchy September 25, 2006

hemos

A pair of hemostats used as a roach clip.

Dude throw me those hemos so we can burn this roach.

by take5burn1 February 7, 2010

hemorrhoid

80% of the US population is likely to experience hemorrhoids at some point in their lives. It's pretty damn painful.

by Darius Janeway April 18, 2003