house

etym: first used by members of Team Sped in or around 1996

n.
1. In Magic: the Gathering, a creature with power and toughness each greater than or equal to 3
2. In Magic: the Gathering, a dominating creature
3. A person of large physical dimensions

Dude. Craw Worm is totally an 8/8 house.

Rosie O'Donnel is a house.

by Darklight March 11, 2005

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House

A medical drama on Fox. The main characters are House, possibly the most irritating character ever created; Chase, a very pretty Australian doctor; Wilson, House's "friend" who looks and acts like a wounded dog; Foreman, a skeptic with the balls to stand up to House; Cameron, who would fall in love with Osama Bin Ladin if he was "damaged"; and Cuddy, a witty wiseass with the misfortune of being House's boss.

"Did you see that new episode of House yesterday?"

by The Joker HAHA December 02, 2006

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housed

1. drunk off of ones ass, drunk as shit
2. smacked off of ones ass, smacked as shit

dude, ive had 13 shots, 6 bowls, 3 beers, 6 coronas, and a an appletini, im fucking HOUSED

by TCONvict February 08, 2006

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A hat for your kitties.

We have to get a big house with lots of space.

by Kitty Hat April 04, 2011

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Housed

An action that results when someone is beyond getting owned. Most commonly occurs in online games and real-life in sports. Only surpassed by "Trailer-Parked".

In Halo 3:
"Housed!" - Eli
"It's not my fault the score is 20-1!" - Mike

IRL:
*insert sport here you scored point in, eventually resulting in a shutout or near shutout*
"Housed!"

by Smerecki March 07, 2008

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