el paso hotpocket

When a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her tits and the fat roll of her stomach and you fuck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.

Damn I was so drunk last night I didn't even know I had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!

by Derek Robinson August 17, 2006

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.

Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.

by M.D. TO-GRM January 22, 2011

san francisco hotpocket

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.

"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.

by scarface February 18, 2005

Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls

It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”

by K1llawatt69 November 4, 2017

Cherry Hotpocket

A sexual act in which you overdose on viagra. Causing your dick to explode, while inside of a girl.

Damn, I lost my dick because I cherry hot pocketed my girl.

I can’t wait to Cherry Hotpocket🤤

by Prof. Weedslayer69 December 1, 2022

Hotpocket

Get a condom,take a poo inside it then heat it up and then you can use it for whatever you want

Boy : I put my hotpocket in her ass

by Bigpenisstuckinavagina February 15, 2017

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025