el paso hotpocket

When a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her tits and the fat roll of her stomach and you fuck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.
Damn I was so drunk last night I didn't even know I had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!
by Derek Robinson August 17, 2006
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grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.
Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.
by M.D. TO-GRM January 21, 2011
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san francisco hotpocket

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.
"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.
by scarface February 18, 2005
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Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls
It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”
by K1llawatt69 November 04, 2017
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vegas hotpocket

When you take all of your winnings from Pai Gow Poker and shove the chips in your girls vagina and have passionate intercourse with her. When you're ready to cash out you take your lady to the cashier. She gets naked and stands on the cashier cage and releases the chips from her vaginal canal.
Last night I won $69 dollars playing Pai Gow Poker, I gave my girl a Vegas hotpocket to celebrate my success.
by Jwilly69 December 04, 2016
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Pickpocketed the Hotpocket

taking a small nugget out of someones ass while they sleep
i pickpocketed the hotpocket last night, she didnt even wake up!
by NoobutMax March 22, 2023
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Cherry Hotpocket

A sexual act in which you overdose on viagra. Causing your dick to explode, while inside of a girl.
Damn, I lost my dick because I cherry hot pocketed my girl.

I can’t wait to Cherry Hotpocket🤤
by Prof. Weedslayer69 December 01, 2022
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