el paso hotpocket

When a fat chick has the crease between the lower part of her tits and the fat roll of her stomach and you fuck the crease in an effort to find an appropriate entry point.

Damn I was so drunk last night I didn't even know I had taken home a fat stripper and gave her the el paso hotpocket!

by Derek Robinson August 17, 2006

grand rapids hotpocket

Taking a large deuce into a lingerie bag and randomly swinging it at strangers on the street.

Dude, I just made a grand rapids hotpocket. Let's go swing it at people.

by M.D. TO-GRM January 22, 2011

san francisco hotpocket

the act of inserting one or both testicles in a girls asshole while banging her.

"damn man, i was fucking cindy last night and i gave her a SF-hotpocket when i shoved my balls in her ass.

by scarface February 18, 2005

Beef Taco Hotpocket

When you open a woman’s vagina and insert only your balls

It was so cold outside, I said to Maria, “It’s time for a Beef Taco Hotpocket...”

by K1llawatt69 November 4, 2017

Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

by Zombiman August 11, 2025

Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.

I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket

by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025

Julian Hotpocket

Similar to an Alabama Hotpocket but for pregnant women.

Alabama Hotpocket: Defecating in a woman's vagina and eating her out.

Julian Hotpocket: Defecating in a pregnant woman's vagina and eating her out.

I gave this pregnant chick a Julian Hotpocket.

by Phillip Kelly September 5, 2022