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Hot Dog Logic

noun

Orgin: Based off the observation that hot dogs are packaged with 6 hotdogs and hot dog buns are packaged with 8 buns. Some might suggest that it causes shoppers to buy more hot dogs and in turn purchase more buns.

Definition: Something that doesn't make sense at first but upon further investigation is genius, maybe even evil-genius.
(ex. That ponzi scheme you pitched to me yesterday seemed really desirable, but maybe it's just my hot dog logic.)
Hot Dog Logic by DK Lounge November 5, 2009
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hot dog neck

The condition of someone being so fat, that the horizontal fat rolls on the back of their neck stack up, resembling a package of hot dogs.
Damn, bitch, get off my tip! I don't fuck bitches with hot dog neck...unless, of course, I'm hoggin'.

also

That guy just ordered 4 Arby's Melt's, a large curly fry, potato pancakes, an apple turnover , a large Jamocha shake, and a diet. No wonder he's got hot dog neck.
hot dog neck by werdtreb October 13, 2009

Hot dog Style 

a sexual act of using ones penis to slide up and down their partners ass crack or vagina slit using full length of their cock. The penis is never inserted into the anus or vagina.
I miss when I was back in high school and when we used to mess around it was always hot dog style! It was a lot less scary cause it didn't matter if the condom broke, or if I even wore one!
Hot dog Style by A.K., T-Flo January 4, 2013

Hot dog down a hallway 

In this fun phrase the hot dog represents a penis and the hallway represents the enormous vagina. Usually due to the fact that the woman has had many many sexual partners which has stretched the vagina walls to the size of a "hallway".
Having sex with that ho is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Hot Dog House 

a soft, cozy and slightly warm place where a hot dog lays during his final few minutes.
The death bed of my hot dog is in a hot dog house.

hot dog wata 

water leftover in the pot after boiling hotdogs. Typically shared and used by poor people as many things, ranging from cologne to Thanksgiving dinner entrees.
Gotta dab some hot dog wata on behind my ears to impress the ladies.
hot dog wata by Lady Ree July 2, 2017

Hot Dog Legs 

Internet meme where users take carefully angled photos of two sausages so they look like slim, tanned legs.

Also used to describe very slim, tanned legs with a large thigh gap.
Man, check out those hot dog legs!
Hot Dog Legs by CrysW November 23, 2014