Any human being with questionable gender who claims to "hang low" but obviously doesn't even hang.
sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. They go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
"Hortons hang low", while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.
sometimes these creatures put helpless men under a love spell so they can mate and reproduce these awkward beings with questionable social status. They go along living in society but heed the warning signs,
"Hortons hang low", while in bed absence of any reproductive parts.
Whoopi Goldberg is a type of Horton
by Konquatts June 27, 2011
Get the Horton mug.Tim Hortons is a fast food chain in Canada that supplies coffee, donuts, and a variety of other food options. At the height of their popularity, Tim Hortons was known as the go to destination for good food, but more importantly, good coffee.
Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.
After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.
Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Tim Hortons changed ownership in 2014. Burger King's parent company purchased the Canadian icon.
After the acquisition Tim Hortons made changes which ultimately lead to the companies demise.
Tom Hortons is a Canadian icon that sold out. A company that sells watered down coffee, questionable food, and worker rights that are non-existent. The company is now seen as a Canadian meme. A brand with poor reception that is continuously displayed in social media.
Thomas: Yuck, this coffee I'm drinking is terrible!
Danielle: Where's it from?
Thomas: Tim Hortons
Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.
Thomas: I was desperate!
Danielle: Where's it from?
Thomas: Tim Hortons
Danielle: They have terrible coffee! I haven't been there in years.
Thomas: I was desperate!
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