Horseheads

A town where the high schooler's want to get out so bad and then when they do, they want to come back. The town is not as bad as everything puts it out to be. Horseheads has some of the most musically talented people in the area. The sports are decent. Just depends on which sport you do. They call it " Whoresheads" because some of the girls do put themselves out there but not every girl does. There is almost no crime rate what so ever. The town is always there for everyone. Hated by other schools for being the "Rich" school when in the winter time it's below 0 in the classrooms, because they can't afford fricken heat. You'll meet some of the best people in the world in this little town and friends that will last a life time. They throw the best parties and the people are the most fun to hang out with. Horseheads really is the place to grow up and grow old with someone in.

I heard some kids in Horseheads are throwing a party tonight! It's about to be a banger.

by Yankees1993 January 3, 2012

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happy horseshit

"Happy horseshit" is a phrase that describes news releases, speeches and other official language often produced by public relations people that puts the best possible - if often unrealistic - spin on a particular subject. A great deal of happy horseshit is often served up at political rallies, awards ceremonies, and in government and corporate communications in general.

President Bush informed the nation that America was on course to achieve its objectives in Iraq, though most of the viewing public assumed the statement was happy horseshit.

by Jay Holden July 21, 2008

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Noun: Sentimental nonsense. A way of thinking that is dominated by pleasant generalities. Official double-talk.

Giving valentine's day cards to all your fellow employees is just a lot of happy horseshit!

by Clement Sledge April 16, 2006

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Horseshit

Whenever something doesn't go your way or when something is totally untrue and you feel the need to verbalize it.

" Man that teacher totally accused me of cheating on my Astronomy quiz, that's fucking horseshit."

" What do you mean you don't have the money you owe me? you know what that's horseshit, go fuck yourself"

by Tecky September 2, 2005

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