Larry Hoover

A Larry Hoover is when you leave a turd in the toilet without flushing.

Common other uses:

- Leaving a turd in a random public toilet
- Leaving a turd in a persons house

Man I so Larry Hoovered that keggar last night!

by Tsagnasty December 28, 2011

Hoover Dam

Two men sit in the driver's seat of two parked trucks, and their respective female companions sit in the passenger's seat. The trucks are parked facing the opposite direction so that the driver's side windows align. While the two men receive oral sex from the women in the passenger seat, they reach their left arms out the window and high-five while simultaneously exclaiming, "Daaaaamn!"

When Jordan finally bought his new truck, he and his best friend took their girlfriends behind the hardware store and parked next to the dumpsters, where they all participated in a Hoover Dam.

by HooverDamFergie January 27, 2011

dirty hoover

A glorious sex move in which you are pounding a girl from behind while she is on all fours, and then you take your non-ass-slapping arm to clip out her arms from underneath her, and push her around the room on her fucking chin, like a dirty, dirty vacuum cleaner.

So I was fucking this girl the other night, and my rug needed some cleaning, so I gave her the dirty hoover. Her chin was bruised for a week.

by t a g August 26, 2005

Hoover's Revenge

When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.

"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

hoover flip

When members of the Hoover High Football team "flip" their Bama Bangs after either taking off their helmets, trying to look cool, or if the bangs are in their eyes because they are atrociously long.

The second he took off his helmet, he had to do a Hoover Flip to see where he was going.

by manmythlegendagain March 31, 2008

hoover doovers

An alternate pronunciation for hors d'œuvres, based on their unusual spelling and the idea that one can hoover them up one after another.

Often associated with people not known for their sense of culture, such as members of the working class. Can be used jokingly or ironically.

It's already halfway through the first quarter and I'm starving! When's your wife gonna bring out some hoover doovers?

by BornBlitzed October 4, 2011

flesh hoover

A person who very regularly gives head to a lot of different people (usually strangers).

Bill: Did you hear about what Susan did last weekend?
Ben: Yeah, she gave head to 5 different people in one night!
Bill: WOW! She's a real flesh hoover!

by TomGreenwood447 October 6, 2021