Hooped

To describe the act of concealment inside a human anus. Originating in Scotland due to the term hoop being used to describes ones anal ringpiece.

"How did u get that hash here from Finland?"
"I hooped it!"

by smik2 January 22, 2009

One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior

This is used by a man to do battle with the woman's Bearded Clam. Better Known as the Penis.

I whipped out my One-Eyed Hooded Crimson Warrior and my girlfriend screamed in horror at the immensity of it.

by Mojo Maniac September 28, 2008

you got me hooked

defenition:
"You got me hooked" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is marriage material.

Synonym: im all yours, i want your dick, im in love, be with me forever.

Omg netflix and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick... you got me hooked

by King-Dingaling317 April 8, 2016

Hooped

1. A slang description of the act of someone being ass fucked by someone with a big dick which leaves their asshole gaping. Typically used to metaphorically describe a situation where you've experienced hardship and are unable to do anything about it.

2. A slang word to describe self-inflicted misfortune that could have easily been avoided.

1. Guy one - "Hey man, did you see how I got lag-slashed in dark souls?"

Guy two - "Yeah man, you got fucking hooped!"

2. " I was walking along and slipped on the ice, if I had worn better boots I wouldn't have fucking hooped myself."

by Jo the Jo December 27, 2017

hooked up phat

hooked up phat

a term used when you are hooked up, quite phat.

a good deal.

adam was hooked up phat when he spent 30 bones on his dawg bears cell

by Kyle May 13, 2004

Hooner

Having a shocker at something

" Bryants had a Hooner"

by Bigmangaelen February 1, 2021

Horned

When a man, who is in heat or horny will grow a hornboner in his approprate area, and will be unable to prevent his body from charging in. this usually occurs when the subject in question has not had relations with a woman in quite some time.

*man standing by bar, woman leans over bar, and her cleavage is in his direct field of vision, he gets the urge or horned to put the moves on her and any other woman he can until his urge is satisfied*

by Keishan R May 15, 2008