Homeschooling

When you are learning at home

We are homeschooling during COVID-19.

by nanny the one May 12, 2020

Homeschool

Students here hate it, are bored to death, do only a few hours of school because they control+v their questions into google. Once they are done with their school; all they do is watch the same shity Seinfeld reruns, play the same shithole videos games, look at Urban Dictionary, jerk themselves off, steal their parents liquor, and think of ways to purchase better liquor from Wal-Mart...

Homeschool sucks cock...

by Biden is a dick April 25, 2021

homeschool parent on their first day

if u r a homeschool parent on ur first day, u probably cried, if u have multiple kids uh yeah u cried, during homeschool, u always go 4 the younger child because ur probably thinking u r child has 2 find words that rhyme with cat. good luck

u know it looks like that DJ from fuller house is a homeschool parent on their first day.

by thatrandomkidonurbandictonary July 19, 2021

Homeschool-arms

Homeschool arms are indicate one : has no rhythm, has a stiff upper torso dancing and/literally has no idea what to do with their arms.

A socially awkward way of carrying the upper body.

" Damn, girl. You see that booger on stage w/the homeschool-arms !? "

" Homeschool-arms up on stage walkin like a teletubbie.....smh "

by Allusivehorse May 12, 2022

Homeschool

A good place where you get sleep, you don't need to buy random things to look cool, you don't need to socialize if you are introverted, and you have no homework. Also, some religions like christianity go against holidays so homeschooling is good for religious people.

Kids don't have to have mud being thrown in their underwear, they don't need to dodge potions being hurtled across the room to them while they are working out their science textbooks, they don't need to spend 50 minutes walking there only to be late, they don't need to be giving useless facts and then regurgitate it, they don't need to spend the entirety of their youth trying to enjoy childhood the way others want them to.

they don't need to waste their entire childhood trying to work for minimum wage. homeschool or you just never experienced school. Suck up the fact that I am correct and you are only illogical letting this corrupt state decide your entire child's future as an imbecile who takes socks off on commercial airlines

by i'd rather sleep than be awake December 2, 2022

Homeschool

The system of school where you're like, "oh! I can take a day off when I feel burnt out!" but then you're like, "shit. I took a month off from math and now have nothing to check over with Mum."

I fucking hate homeschool.

by Shinobi77Gamer November 18, 2024

Hillbilly Homeschool Education

The education received by southern children from their hillbilly parents in the form of "homeschooling"

Jon-Bob's got his degree from the University of Steve-O's Hillbilly Homeschool Education.

by Ajc1119 June 30, 2020