simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

by Somanyants August 29, 2022

California holster

Right after having sex, the man puts his penis in the woman's ear or nose and ejaculates

Daddy, can you pull a california holster?

by thirsty daddy May 30, 2018

Boob holster

A synonym for the word bra

“Omg why did you leave the house without a boob holster???”

by Gibbyyyyyy34 October 10, 2021

Dad holster

Leather holster made for a phone commonly worn by dads. It could also be a plastic holster built specifically for a phone case.

“Hey look over there”
“That guy is wearing a phone holster”
“Oh you mean a dad holster”
“Yeah exactly”

by Grizzlyslayer27 April 29, 2022

Cock holster

A one size fits all Orpheus that allows ones dick to be parked for an unlimited period of time.

Richard yells to his girlfriend to quit running her cock holster.

by Shellbell333 February 12, 2018