holy moly whack a moley 

Holy Moly Whack A Moley Is a another phrase instead of oh my god. ANd is abbreviated HMWAM

Random guy: "You Just Won $1,000,000!"
Jack: "Holy Moly Whack A Moley!."

holy moly whack a moley by XaliX2000 June 11, 2014

Holy Fuck Ton 

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

Holy Fuck Ton by 777tobi March 21, 2009

Holy toast

The expression in which your so shocked you can't think about anything but toast.

"he asked me out!"
"HOLY TOAST!"

Holy toast by Holy toaster February 5, 2012

Holy Mother Mackerel 

Feeling Surprised, Joyed, Amazed.

"HOLY MOTHER MACKEREL IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS!"

Holy Mother Mackerel by institutional March 16, 2017

Holy Moses 

A phrase used as an exclamation of surprise

Steven: Holy cow that cow is big

Gab: Holy Moses your right!

Holy Moses by Parnelli May 30, 2018

holy shwizzl 

Describes an outburst of excitement and surprisement at the same time.
Can also be used as a description of surprised disgustment.

Holy shwizzl that thing is huge what is it?
I can't believe it, i'm so pissed holy shwizzl.

holy shwizzl by Mex K. September 6, 2018

Holy bullshit

Bullshit that is so over the top even religious people can’t come up with a bigger lie.

No one is going to believe you played baseball for the Yankees, that is some holy bullshit

Holy bullshit by SAK 42 December 26, 2018