A dating app for married or separated-but-still-technically-married women to cheat on their husbands, but say that they are "not ready" to date someone once they get that "D".
by Paratork January 5, 2025
Get the Hingemug. The aftermath of dried ejaculate on ones chest. Usually caused by ejaculating on your own chest followed by a nap.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
The term comes from the sound when removing the dried semen off ones chest. The sound is that of a Crunchy Hinge.
Jordan had just woken up from his three hour nap. The semen from his chest had now solidified and adhered to Jordan's body. He then began to peel his Crunchy Hinge.
by McDude Burger August 9, 2019
Get the Crunchy Hingemug. A phrase used to indicate to another person that they should stop being weird and deranged. Often, a gamer term that means, to stop being a weird, deranged player to a capable teammate.
by 0neSleep December 22, 2022
Get the Hinge Upmug. Somebody only worthy enough to lick the hinge.
Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
Also a general term for an unworthy or unlikeable person.
by Odolf Bishler May 2, 2016
Get the Hinge-Lickermug. Being left in a state of unknown. Expected to pivot and go in any direction at any time. Last minute scheduling and schedule changes resulting in conflict in every day life.
I might be traveling to the other side of the world this week but my company expects me to live life on a hinge because that won't be confirmed until I either receive my airline ticket the day before or wake up at home the day after the project starts.
by AriaHero November 6, 2019
Get the on a hingemug. When you insert the tip of your penis into a door hinge and slam the door shut, resulting in a pinched tip.
My favorite cock and ball torture is hinging
by Fart apple March 27, 2024
Get the Hingingmug. call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name
by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020
Get the penis door hinge slammermug.