bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2010

heifer

1.A female cow who has not had any young yet.

2.A term manly used by Aferican American women against eachother as an insult.

3.A very heavy woman.

1."When is that heifer gonna make some babies?"

2."You damn HEIFER! You stole my baby-daddy."

3."Look at that heifer.She needs to pay a little visit to Jenny Craig."

by A-Riv December 23, 2006

heifer

really means pregnant cow but used to mean a fat person

Damn that girl is a heifer

by Liz*** April 21, 2006

Hederaphobia

: an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of Ivy, it's relatives or even people named Ivy or Ivey.

I don't walk in the woods because I have hederaphobia.

I'm afraid of posion sumac, I'm hederaphobic.

by Heqdawg April 5, 2009

Heir Gel

Spunk. Semen. Jizz.

Heir Gel is the creamy fluid that will one day produce your son and heir.

by The King Monkey August 10, 2012

Heideri

One who's obsessed with Lolis and use their free time making games on Roblox while ignoring games they've made already and totally neglecting the community they have built.

My dad is acting like a total Heideri he just think he can do whatever now that mom left him because she saw his internet history.

by ChloeUnderWear June 17, 2018

yellow heifer

A light skinned black woman. Used among African American to insult one another.

Charice is a stupid yellow heifer. Nobody likes her.

by Tlw November 2, 2013