A term of endearment reserved for only the most special women.
Often only used to describe “the one”, a Heffer describes a badass queen bitch.
There can be no compliment higher than being called a Heffer.
Often only used to describe “the one”, a Heffer describes a badass queen bitch.
There can be no compliment higher than being called a Heffer.
by Brown County Bandit April 25, 2023
Get the Heffer mug.A heffer on a whole different level. An extremely obesely obese individual breaking the point of no return on the fatness level.
Example 1:
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
Person 1: Holy fuck, look at that heffer and a half over there!
Person 2: My god, they must weigh 1200 pounds!
Example 2:
Person 1: Have you seen Dave’s new girlfriend??
Person 2: No, she pretty??
Person 1: Uhhh, she’s a heffer and a half but, she’s got a HUGE personality.
by countryboy2004 February 14, 2024
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by GypsyHelendale February 21, 2024
Get the Heffer Huff mug.Something you call your friend who is kinda your friend and your partner. You guys say that you are friends but do relationship type things/ there are deep/serious feelings involved.
They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
They can also be called Freiancees (a step up from friends, but not yet at the relationship stage).
Hi, my name is Jane and this is my heffer Jill.
No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.
The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
No, not in that way, we are just in a homoerotic relationship.
The sexual tension between my heffer and I is insane these days.
by SadGalO1 March 19, 2025
Get the Heffer mug.1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.
Has unrealistic goals.
Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?
Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"
Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"
Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"
by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007
Get the [Hood Heffer] mug.by Jack Monfog November 29, 2009
Get the Honky Heffer mug.Smart, beautiful and nice is how u described a Jordan Heffern. She is insicure at times but she is perfect. She is super athletic and lovable. Gets all the guys. Amazing at soccer, hockey and running.
by Evadely November 1, 2013
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