Heerva

Heerva is the goddess of crushes. Every man that walks by a Heerva immediately falls in love. Most of them even ask if they can slap her ass. If I ever lost a Heerva I would die.

Omg is that Heerva? She is so hot I want to slap her ass.

by Olivia Richards June 27, 2021

armored heifer

canned milk

If you take cream with your coffee, there is armored heifer in the pantry.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 18, 2022

heffer

Either a fat person or a pregnant cow, whichever is nearest.

Apparently, in the good old US of A, you're never, on average, 0.39 metres away from a heffer.

by Johnny English March 12, 2004

heffer

A girl that has a really bad attitude; a derogatory term

That heffer has the worst attitude, I can't STAND her!

by Diabla0Diosa June 7, 2005

hefest

A man that usually gets a good run so wirtual has to make a video about it just so he can say the iconic line.

But then, Hefest got this run.

by Pekar November 8, 2021

hefrosexual

A guy who only had sex with fat chicks.

Jeffrey is a hefrosexual, he always hooks up with chicks that weigh more than him.

by bwizzal March 5, 2013

heffer111

Someone dumb enough to post an admins home adress, and get permanently banned for it.

Hi guys, tal's home adress is
1060 Dolores St
San Francisco, CA 94110.

by Certainlynotheffer! July 6, 2003