healing crystal bitch

A healing crystal bitch is that annoying female that we all know who wants to be a hippie and takes it to a different level of extreme. Typically they will claim to be from some other dimension, consider themselves "spiritual", talk about their "3rd eye", throw around tarot cards without warning, and you guessed it, carry around healing crystals. They consider consuming marijuana and psychedelics some kind of spiritual journey and believe that their hallucinations are sacred. A healing crystal bitch will also turn into Jeffery Dahmer if her cat dislikes you.

Friend 1: Dude look at this girl on my tinder stack. Should I swipe right?

Friend 2: Hell no dude! Look at her profile, she seems like one of those healing crystal bitches.

Friend 1: Damn you right homie.

by Michael|leahciM October 6, 2021

healing

The power or ability to cause the wounds or illnesses of others to heal, whether through the practice of medicine, or other methods.

Healing is a power attributed to clerics in some RPG scenarios.

by Downstrike May 23, 2004

Hemingford, Nebraska

a small town in the Panhandle of Nebraska...the square part on the west end of the state. Traditionally filled with a lot of nothing, and some awesome people. This town breeds alcoholics, tobacco addicts, and hard workers. Currently going through the baby boom of 2009.

Everyone-Where the hell are you from?
Me-Hemingford, Nebraska
Everyone-Where?
Me-Hemingford, you fucker, the coolest place ever!
Everyone-Hmmm, never heard of it.

by T-Thug February 24, 2009

Heading to Craigsville

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.

"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."

by APkid January 21, 2009

Hemmingwell

A rough council estate in Wellingborough. The type of place where you have to check all 4 wheels are on your car when you leave. That is of course if your car it’s self is still there. Hemmingwell goes from The Pyghtle/Ridgeway to the Finedon Road Industry.

Hemmingwell is very dangerous!

by johnnybrasco June 13, 2019

healing vision

One of the many songs to originate in the Dance Dance Revolution video game. It is an atmospheric trance song with steady drum-n-bass.

I got an A on Healing Vision

by Angelic April 12, 2004

headingley girl

Leeds' very own version of the valley girl (USA). Usually attends Metropolitan University due to general lack of intelligence and resides in the headingly area. Main interests involve spending parents cash on alcohol fuelled self destruction, ridiculously large sunglasses (to be worn all year round & indoors), blonde hair-dye and generic tribal-style tattoos which are always located on the lower back (see arse-antlers).
Will frequently begin drinking around midday and can be easily identified as they will be the loudest person in the pub and will be heard making statements such as the following:

" OH..... MY GOD! Last night I was, like.... SO DRUNK! And it was like, OH MY GOD.... This guy came up to me at the bar and he was all like "you are like well fit innit, can i get you a drink love?" and he was all like trying to slip GHB in it or whatever but i totally didn't care cos i was like, SOOO drunk and i just like, drank it anyway. Anyway later on the bouncers tried to thow us all out and we were all like NO WAY MATE and i went up to him and threw up on his shoes and it was like, SOOO FUNNY cos i was SOOO DRUNK!!!"

note: will always use AQI (American Question Intonation) whereby the tone of the voice is raised at the end of every phrase, no matter how incoherent, making it appear to be a question. this is true to most headingley girls despite the fact that they all come from hampshire....

by Local folk May 31, 2006