hawksexual

Being attracted to only Hawk from Cobra Kai

"Oh goodness I think I'm Hawksexual"

'Hawksexual?'
"Only attracted to Cobra kais Hawk'

by hawkkai January 10, 2021

ass hackler

a man who enjoys hackling another man's ass with unneeded and unnecessary "things."

Friend: "Phil is such an ass hackler."
other Friend: "Yea, he's into that weird shit."

by my first word October 22, 2009

hackles

To be really irritated. Also the name of a funny webcomic.

by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

PIE HAWKER

Old dude who likes young chicks.

Yo, that Bill Clinton is the biggest freakin pie hawker I have ever seen.

by Heckler August 29, 2003

Hawley

The milky residue left on your upper lip after sucking the Santorum from the anus of your wife after she cuckolds with a racist politician.

Be careful drinking a latte with a mustache, else you'll get a wicked hawley.

by captainsubtext January 6, 2021

Cameron James Hawke

The ugliest fucker in the world, only usable in Vietnam, because thats where this ugly fucker is. He also gets no bitches and has the tiniest penis

Cameron James Hawke is a faggot as bitch with a tiny dick.

by Nigeria556 April 19, 2020

Port Hawkesbury

This place is the shit-hole of Cape Breton. In fact, it is the shit-hole of the entire world. It is where everything good in life (especially Wal-Mart) goes to die a horrible, slow, painful death of agony and woe.

Girl: "EW! Where the fuck did we land ourselves? This place looks like God ate a huge fucking burrito and shit on a rock."
Guy: "Oh... we're in Port Hawkesbury. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN?"

by JUST SAY NO TO PHK. November 8, 2009