SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity

friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'

by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023

Hast

The handpuppet lord of the hidden world and figure of worship within the hastinian religion formed 2013 in northern sweden

The Hast shall claim thee all, have you seen the Hast and his unlimited power

by HastMessiah October 9, 2025

Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.

Tristan is going full hastings this weekend

by hertoxicbf May 5, 2023

Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting

Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school

by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020

Hastings on Hudson

all white ppl and they're all terrible. only known for having racist students. you either cutting yourself or doing drugs in the woods no in between. mad zionists too.

Hastings on Hudson is a town where you can meet the most virulent crackers.

by KillPeopleEveryDay December 14, 2023

Hastings on Hudson

an amassing of the most insufferable whites one can dream of. mad zionists too. only known for having racist students. if ur here ur either cutting yourself of doing drugs in the woods.

Hastings on Hudson is the place to go to find the most virulent crackers in the country.

by KillPeopleEveryDay December 14, 2023

Hastings

A Psychic spy or Remote Viewer

Hastings is a psychic spy

by Ichigobossu June 21, 2025