Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021

Wann hast du Geburtstag?

Wann hast du Geburtstag is a song from the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. In Wann hast du Geburtstag, Rolli and Rita talk about the birthdays of their friends, along with asking the viewer when their own birthday is.

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?

Miriam im Januar
Marko im Februar
Jessica im März

Miriam im Januar
Marko im Februar
Jessica im März

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Im April oder im Juli
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Im Mai oder im Juli
Im August
September
Oktober
November
Und wer hat Geburtstag im Dezember?
Und wer hat Geburtstag im Dezember?

Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?
Wann hast du Geburtstag?

by Manga Suggestions ☆ November 17, 2023

Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.

SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!

by anonymous September 16, 2022

Haste a la verga

Mexican slang.

The literal translation means: Go to the dick.

The actual meaning can vary:
1. Fuck off.
2. Go to hell.
3. Give me space.
4. Scoot/move over.
5. Can’t be true.
6. Go away.
7. Become absent.
8. Become voluntarily absent.
9. Turn around.
10. Don’t come here (anymore).

*a group of loud boisterous half butt naked American tourists enter a family restaurant in a Mexican beach on spring break*

How much for the tacos?

Haste a la verga…

by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024

SPENCER HASTINGS

literally my fucking wife.

she's also super fruity

friend: 'who's your fav liar?'

me: 'Spencer Hastings!, She's my wife!'

by spencerhastingswife October 18, 2023

Going Full Hastings

A definite period of excessive drinking, gambling and general degenerate behavior.

Tristan is going full hastings this weekend

by hertoxicbf May 5, 2023

Hastings School

The worst school in existence, a teacher made an entire year group do an exam, she would always say that she is correcting the exam, this happened 1 year ago, legend has it that she is still correcting

Hasting school is a wast of your money, id rather ruck on a gorillas cock than work here, Hastings school

by Multiple penis man September 10, 2020