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hannah becker

OMG, It's Hannah Becker! Keep a tight hold on your boyfriend, ladies!
by jealousofamonkey June 16, 2011
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hannah montana

Hannah Montana is one of the most atrocious attempts at children's entertainment ever. I have never seen worse acting or writing on a television program of any sort. Miley Cyrus is horrendous and looks like she's squeezing one out with her same scrunched up face on each punch line. Her father is even worse. And the two boys playing her brother and fawning idiot friend are the worst mugging hams of TV since Danny Bonaducci on the Partridge Family.This is the show that makes you wonder what ever happened to intelligent children's entertainment. See lowest common denominator.
My niece and nephews brains turned to much after watching one inane episode of this Hannah Montana shlock. They are permanently scarred.
by A. Wassenich November 7, 2007
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kill hannah

A fabulous rock band from Chicago. Consisting of Mat, Jon, Garret, Greg, and Dan, all terribly good looking.
Kill Hannah's show sold out last night!
by MaryOfNazareth September 7, 2004
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Hannah

The most Gorgeous girl in the world. Has an incredibly naughty side. Is very funny, nice, and sometimes sweet. Definitely a girl you would want to be with for the rest of your life!
"DAMMMNNN that girl is a Hannah!"
by Hannahlover1234 September 18, 2012
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Hannah Montana

A species of naked mole rats, commonly found in garbage cans and on Disney Channel.
girl: Did you see that Hannah montana?
boy: Yeah that thing was ugly
by vaginal blood fart June 2, 2008
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Hannah Montana

The girl who single-handedly ruined Disney for those of us who grew up watching The Lion King and Aladdin and pretty much everyone over the age of 13.
16 year old watching current Disney Channel: Man, remember when Disney was actually good?
Other 16 year old: Yeah....What is happening to the world
16 year old's 12 year old sister: OMG what r u guys talking about? Hannah Montanas great and the jonas brothers are so hawt!
16 year old: You cast the dark stole of dishonor upon our family. I disown you as a sibling. Never address me in public again.
by irritated with tweens April 9, 2009
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Hannah Montana

Possibly the stupidest thing ever to hit TV. Some mainstream Disney Channel shit. It stars some hick girl with split personality disorder that forces her to magically become, drumroll please, HANNAH MONTANA! oh my god! Plus, she's only famous because her hick daddy has some money for her own series.

aka, only 10 year olds like her.
she's going to become the next Lindsay Lohan, just watch.
10 year old girl: OH MAY GAWD, THERES A NEW EPISODE OF HANNAH MONTANA ON TONIGHT! Who wants to watch it with me lololol?
by I HATE Hannah Montana February 22, 2008
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