Laughy Hands

A medical condition in which whenever the affected person is so overcome with laughter, it renders them unable to perform various motor tasks using their hands. Such as writing or typing.

1) Person A: *tells a joke*
Person B: HAHAHAHHAHA omg I have laughy hands now and can't write!

2) "Sorry it took me so long to text you back, something funny happened and I had to wait until my laughy hands subsided."

by LaughyHands February 22, 2011

hands like Saagar

-noun

1. a characteristic describing someone who frequently drops an easy pass in sports; butterfingers.

Origin:
Unknown. A commonly used phrase in the Northeast, particularly in the Boston-Cambridge area.

He dropped the easy pass; he has hands like Saagar.

by disland January 14, 2011

Reykjavik handshake

Chlamydia.

Originates from Iceland’s high rate of casual sex, which has caused the country to have the highest rate of chlamydia in Europe for the last 10 years.

She gave me a Reykjavik handshake when we hooked up last night.

by Jaleiely November 19, 2017

venice handshake

when two people link toes

like holding hands, but with your feet

cody: hey it’s been a rough day
noel: it’s okay bro, do you wanna venice handshake?

by love you 3000 April 25, 2020

Trump hands

Having a small penis. Based on the relationship to the size of one's hands

Poor guy has Trump hands; If he weren't so rich he'd never get laid.

by fffrick August 1, 2016

Handsome Companion

A high class male prostitute. Coined on the show Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia.

Hey, I am not a whore, I am a Handsome Companion

by Zapot8 December 21, 2008

rap hands

An arm motion executed in time with the beat while performing or listening to rap music. The move is similar to the standard "fake jacking off" motion, however, one or more fingers are extended during rap hands.

See also jazz hands.

Watch enough footage of rappers performing and you will have a good idea of what rap hands is.

by radishes February 16, 2009