red handed donkey wrangler

Noun. A person who has sex with a hooker when shes on her period to attain lower prices.

My husband and I got divorced because he's a red handed donkey wrangler.

by BDma February 10, 2007

left handed

some one who perfers to use their left hand for most tasks, they make up 7-20% of the population, the remainder are righ handed or ambidextorus.

Many of my friends are left handed.

by Redi March 6, 2007

Cool Story Hansel

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.

Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"

by Ksbunker March 27, 2007

left handed curse

The curse applies to all left handed people and is the side affect of writing using an ink pen with your left hand. The ink from written words smudges all over the side of your palm and pinky finger.

After a long day at the office, Ivan got home and spent ten minutes cleaning the ink smudges on his left hand. Ivan suffers from the dreaded left handed curse.

by coinroller December 29, 2007

left handed website

n. An Internet Website specialising in pr0n, causing visitors to use the mouse with the left hand.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

haise

Haise is a character from Grim and Haise's bizarre adventures he's the main protagonist of show he is one of the most badass and strongest characters in that show and he's one of the characters you'd never wanna underestimate as he's defeated the Gay Gods and even Jamelo.

Person 1: Is that Haise?
Person 2: It is Haise I think he's gonna fight Jamelo

by GodOf_ICE July 2, 2022

Two handed snow mobiler

Its when you are fucking a girl doggy style and put both of your hands on her shoulders and start thrusting back forth like your riding a snow mobile.

"I was fucking Monica like a two handed snow mobiler"

by That Raffy Taffy October 10, 2012