Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag"

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Hanoi Handbag

A testicle of a South-Asian ladyboy.

Carl: "I think I'm gonna go pick up that hooker over there"
Jim: "Nah, think that's a dude. Look at the Hanoi Handbags slipping out!"

by Ninaleven July 14, 2023

hollywood handbag

The adopted African child of a film star.

I see the Spielbergs' Hollywood Handbag has learned to be a DJ.

by England Phi Beta Gamma March 10, 2014

hell in a handbag

When someone doesn't know the saying is "hell in a handbasket" and they keep saying that you are wrong.

Supposedly it is a saying in the mid-west states.

My wife keeps saying to hell in a handbag, since the kids are not listening.

by tboycgirl August 25, 2020

happy handbag

A straight woman who enjoys the safe companionship of a gay man.

I'd rather be called a happy handbag than a fag hag.It sounds so derogatory.

by Jennifer-Ann January 5, 2009

French Handbag

A box of wine. Phrase attributed to Martin Finlay of The Speedometers

Lidl do a great French Handbag - three litres of red for under £15

by Mescalino February 21, 2021

handbagitis

A severe itch to buy new season designer handbags, commonly experienced by stylish women, frequent in recurrence and only relieved by topical application of the latest handbag upon the affected person's shoulder.

Wife says to Husband: "It's just another seasonal outbreak of handbagitis dear...the good doctor recommended I buy a new designer handbag for immediate relief...so I did...with your fishing trip money!".

by Bag Addict September 15, 2010