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Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011
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hacking

1. finding possible exploits in software codes as to make it do your bidding. may be good (jailbreaking) or bad (cracking, piracy, virus, etc)

2. posting "i'm gay." or "i'm so hot." in a facebook account of a person who forgot to log out.
1. Hacking requires creative thinking.

2. OMG you hacked my facebook! You fiend!
by yoasakura38 December 28, 2011
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Stephen Hawkings

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.
I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.
by Apumar April 23, 2008
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Stephen Hawking

A physicist who sold his soul to the devil.
Diagnosed with Lou Gehrig's disease, he continues to live more than 3 times as long as the highest hopeful estimated lifespan of one with such a motor neurone disease. Only 10% of people survive to 10 years - Hawking has lived four times as long.
Mark: That Stephen Hawking really is inspiring, living that long and fighting his disability. He's a medical miracle.
Loren: About that disability - I bet he sold his soul to Satan.
Mark: You know that's right. Of all people, this genius beats all odds, continuing to contribute so much to the scientific community...
Loren: I tell you, it's impossible to not get suspicious. FORTY YEARS with an MND called ALS.
Mark: Come to think of it, I'd be surprised if he HADN'T sold his soul!
by Kerilyn June 1, 2006
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Life Hacking

Life Hacking is the act of making small tweaks to everyday activities in an effort to make them easier and more efficient. Often times this can be computer or desktop related, but is not entirely so.
"Frank was Life Hacking his fridge to make it more efficient."

"I life hacked my Windows XP to take up less system resources."
by ars morendi May 22, 2009
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Hanking

The unsportsmanlike act of powering off or pulling the plug on your game console while in the midst of defeat. (Whether it be large or small)
John was losing to Mike in Madden by a score of 35-10 in the 3rd quarter, so he hanked the cord. We agreed that there would be no hanking before the game.
by ManForThePeople January 16, 2014
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Hacking

To really,really get inside a female/male while sexual intercourse just to really get something huge out of it.
Jack: I was hacking into Leslie, now I really have what I want. ;) Oh baby.
by browngirlsdonttakebs April 19, 2009
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