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to hitch a walk under a stranger's umbrella when it's raining.
Paul: It was raining so hard I had to umbrella hitchhike a couple blocks on my way here.

James: Dude, that's pretty dangerous, invading a stranger's personal space like that.
by thejellybeanjunkie December 29, 2010
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Hitchhicker

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A hick that is hitchhiking.
Hobo Jason was trying to flag down a car, when one finally stopped, the girl inside says "come on in, this is the first time I've ever picked up a hitchhicker."
by Kicknation June 13, 2007
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Flemish hitch-hiker

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When one partner is performing oral sex on their knees with the recipient in a standing position. The 'performer' then closes one hand in a thumbs-up position and inserts the full length of the thumb into the partner's rectum. Giving the in-and-out motion reminiscent of a hitch-hiker.
"Sally sucked my cock last night and gave me the ol' Flemish hitch-hiker, my ass is still sore!"
by Cpt. Slappy May 20, 2009
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Mikey\'s promiscuous activity in the gay bars qualified him as a dyed in the wool hitchiker on the Hershey highway.
by big one hanging low April 26, 2005
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Hitch Hiker

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Hitch Hiker - The act of defecating in an individuals traveling instruments. Examples: (These range from least hitch-hikerish to the original hitch hiker.)

- Female's Purse
- Friends Backpack

- The trunk of a car
- The back seat of a car

History:
The origin of the Hitch Hiker developed out of an "Upper Decker" gone wrong. One word. Revenge.

That revenge came in the soft brown form of fecal matter residing in the back seat of a beat up four door sedan. It expanded into other various forms of the hitch hiker, some still being discovered across the glob.

However, the soul intent to place the poo in another persons traveling instruments remains.
"He upper decked me, so I gave him a hitch hiker"

"I woke up in the back seat to his girlfriend giving him road head... I didn't like the fact that was going on while I was sleeping in the back seat.. but I didn't want to be a cock blocker, so I quietly left a hitch hiker in his back seat as a friendly thank you."

"She told my friend that she wanted to have my babies, so I left a hitch hiker in her purse to make sure she wouldn't call me again."
by CaptainCheckAHoe June 22, 2010
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When a girl is riding a guy then proceeds to stick her thumb up his ass like she’s thumbing a ride
Did you hear, Chris’s girl was riding him and then out of nowhere she gave him a hitchhiking cowgirl. He puckered his asshole so hard he about pinched her thumb off!
by Da Man! January 2, 2021
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hitchiker

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A little piece of poo stuck on your butt hole that stays there for a while
or a bug hanging on to your clothes
"oh looks like you've got a hitchiker"
by Mikmelhan September 22, 2005
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