hipocritster

\hip-o-crit-stur\n. a hipocritster is a person who dresses like a hipster and acts like a hipster. They like all the same things but, claim they are not a hipster and make fun of hipsters. So they dress like them to be ironic because "they liked it before hipsters liked it".

note: hipocritsters are aware that they are hipocritsters, and are proud of there hypocrisy for the shits and giggles.

also note: critsters and criticalhitsters are both slang for hipocritsters.

hipocritster: watched Invader Zim on nickelodeon because it was awesome.

hipster: watches Invader Zim on the internet, because its under appreciated and better then all shows now.

by lootfisk August 17, 2011

hippocrisp

When one fails at at saying hypocrite and instead summons a crisp hippo.

Kamal is such a hippocrisp, said Jonathan while eating a famous chicken without pickles from ZWZ that cost 11000L.L.

by rayzucchini August 16, 2016

hippocratamous

An noun for the man who releases confetti at the wrong time in different situation most commonly 76er games

Here comes the confetti but we didn’t win yet. Must be that damn hippocratamous.

by Bigcelticsfan101 June 2, 2018

hippocrisy

"Do as I say, not as I do" behavior regarding large aquatic herbivores.

The term "hippocrisy" could also stand for ridiculous "talking outta both sides of your mouth" behavior that simulates how said lumbering "horse from the river" chooses to act --- for example, constantly badgering your kids to keep their clothes clean and pristine at all times, yet enjoying a good roll in the mud yourself.

by QuacksO November 20, 2019

Hippocrispy

CRISPY HIPPO

That was some good hippocrispy.

by Not DarthyPoo December 28, 2020

hippocras

an old medicinal tonic mad with spiced wine.

Flu shot or hippocras?

You decide

by wolfdogg8my<3 November 21, 2009

hiplecrit

Usually thrown around on Facebook when you are losing an argument about your boyfriend sexting other sluts.

If you come across a person using these words her name is probably Nicole Appleton.

Used in a sentence the following way:

You are a dum ass, you have cock feet, you are a hiplecrit don't u.

by Whatthe1976 January 21, 2017