The Bear is Hibernating

When you want to tell someone that they, or someone else is butthurt. Or seem as if they have a stick in their anus.

Person 1: Sara has been giving me the evil eye since I got the boy she was trying to get with.
Person 2: The bear is hibernating.

by Cinnamon Raven November 6, 2014

Highbernation

When a person retreats into solitary, hibernation-like state and smokes excessive amounts of cannabis, for an extended period of time. Often immediately after an unfortunately event has occurred or the person is celebrating something. Among University students this can happen when an important deadline is looming and the student in question is procrastinating and avoiding the situation.

This usually occurs in a bedroom or similar environment of comfort where the person is unlikely to be disturbed and generally only need to leave to use the bathroom.

If a supply of food and water is easily accessible, highbernation can go on for days - even weeks.

1. Sarah: "Where's Beth?"
Cat: "She's in her room, she's been in highbernation since Sunday"
Sarah: "Ah...I see"

2. Yazz: "As soon as my dissertation is handed in - I'm gona highbernate for a week"
Beth: "Good shout"

3. Adam: "Write your essay man - don't go into highbernation!"

by taylorb November 10, 2013

hiversation

a text conversation over a long period of time where the only word used is hi, hey or any other greating

I was having an awesome convo then it started to turn into a hiversation

by honeycombe5 August 10, 2014

Highbernation

When you ingest a large quantity of weed to maintain a year-long high

"Dude this weed is so dope"
"I know right, I didn't need more than 5 pounds to enter highbernation"

by Björnik August 10, 2017

vibernation

When you decide it's you and your vibrator for the weekend, girl!

Hey Molly, where's Suzy been this weekend?

Just broke up with her boyfriend. I've heard that she's gone into vibernation.

by Sith dean candls February 26, 2018

Hiberntine

1. ( Noun)The act of staying indoors simulating animal hibernation. Sleeping and eating all day while staying away from people.
2. (verb)The action of being lazy, sleeping, and being absolutely unproductive

Hiberntine has me waking up at 2 pm.
I’ve been in hiberntine for 2 weeks now.
I’m going to hiberntine this weekend.
I need someone to hiberntine with.

by Lazer9090x October 28, 2020

Hiberdating

Hiberdating is when a person ignores their friends in favour of a boyfriend/girlfriend.

We're Hiberdating

by Interius July 16, 2021