highbernation 

Occurs during a point in the winter when it is too cold to leave the house and go out, so the solution is to just stay in and smoke weed.

Paul, are you coming out to the bars with us tonight?

No dude, it's been way too cold out lately. Highbernation has set in.

highbernation by Squabadeesh December 9, 2010

Highbernation 

The act of taking that almost orgasmic nap after smoking marijuana, and when you wake up you feel so rested and relaxed that you could swear you've slept through winter

"Dude, what did you do last night after we blazed?"
"Oh ya know, I just went home ate some chips, watched some t.v., and then fell into a deep highbernation"

Highbernation by Lean Nosirrah May 25, 2009

Highbernation 

Highbernation (n) The deep slumber in you fall into in various places and positions that you would never expect to find yourself in, because your fucking high.

Highbernate- (v) To fall ito a deep sleep after doing a bunch of doobage, and getting fucking high.

Stoner 1: Dude, hit this bong man.
Stoner 2: (Grunt) Snauff snurrt hoolger...
Stoner 3: This fool highbernatin', cause he's fucking high!

Narrator: Stoner 2 has fallen into his daily highbernation, because he's fucking high.

Highbernation by TraviS DosseR June 19, 2010

Highbernation 

the act of buying a massive amount of weed to last you the whole winter and sit inside and smoke pot all day until spring comes around

Damn, i need to go buy some weed so i can go into a highbernation.

Highbernation by Iliketoblaze December 31, 2010

Highbernation 

When a person retreats into solitary, hibernation-like state and smokes excessive amounts of cannabis, for an extended period of time. Often immediately after an unfortunately event has occurred or the person is celebrating something. Among University students this can happen when an important deadline is looming and the student in question is procrastinating and avoiding the situation.

This usually occurs in a bedroom or similar environment of comfort where the person is unlikely to be disturbed and generally only need to leave to use the bathroom.

If a supply of food and water is easily accessible, highbernation can go on for days - even weeks.

1. Sarah: "Where's Beth?"
Cat: "She's in her room, she's been in highbernation since Sunday"
Sarah: "Ah...I see"

2. Yazz: "As soon as my dissertation is handed in - I'm gona highbernate for a week"
Beth: "Good shout"

3. Adam: "Write your essay man - don't go into highbernation!"

Highbernation by taylorb November 10, 2013

Highbernation 

When you ingest a large quantity of weed to maintain a year-long high

"Dude this weed is so dope"
"I know right, I didn't need more than 5 pounds to enter highbernation"

Highbernation by Björnik August 10, 2017

bachelor hibernation 

The time period between the three, big, love holidays, Christmas, New Years Eve, and Valentines day. This is a time when men become relationship free, to avoid, gifts, dinners, and long term relationship commitments

Tom Broke up with his girlfriend on thanksgiving, then... got back together... on February 15th. That's when he came out of his bachelor hibernation

bachelor hibernation by white choc March 1, 2011