Hem

Gold, cold, the stitches on the end of T-shirt.

Q-How’s the new guy joined today?
A- He is so smart and good at catching things. He can be the Hem(Gold) for the boss.

Q- How’s the weather today?
A- It’s cold as Hem.

by Spiral_ape. November 24, 2021

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Hem

To edit a Thread. To specifically edit the thread to make it shorter, to convey the same thought in fewer words.

Oh snap, no one is going to read that Thread, I should hem it.

by Jayzion74 July 6, 2023

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Ducky Hem

When your friends autocorrect is so dumb you can’t even understand their sentence.

Omg! That’s a ducky hem right there.

lol addie you ducky hemmed so hard.

by Ducky4hem June 5, 2022

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Hemmed In

To screw up so severely that you embarrass yourself across multiple dimensions, to be predisposed to the various characteristics of hem in general

Did you see John last eve? He hemmed in quite badly after the football game.

by hemoglobin3000 May 11, 2021

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The condition of waking up the next morning after crushing the jalapeno challenge at your local, loser sports bar only to find that the merciful morning dump has left your delicate brown flower a bit...chapped. In fact it's so painful that you're reasonably sure it's pre-hemorrhoids. And then you google it and thank God it's only jalapenos.

Chad: Sup, bruh why you draggin?
Spencer: Braj, hit the japs hard last night, no cap. Woke up this morning and shat napalm so bad I might be pre-hem.

Chad: Bro...

by Hokken January 22, 2024

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