Hawaiian Handjob

When you make the Shaka sign with your hand and alternate fingering a girl with your thumb and pinky

“Your middle finger is too big just give me a Hawaiian Handjob”

by Wombat Fucker January 23, 2022

Hawaiian Fever

A euphemism for 'lakanookie'; itself a Hawaiianisation of the phrase 'lack of nookie', meaning a sexual drought.

1 - What's wrong with him? He seems to be agitated and quite cranky these days.

2 - It's been a month since he's had a girlfriend, so he's probably got Hawaiian Fever.

1 - What's that?

2 - It's another name for lakanookie.

by Ex libris October 2, 2013

Hawiian bird

Act of flipping someone off (the bird) using your ring finger rather than the middle.

Kilikopela used the Hawiian bird on the school playground much like his ancestors used upon Captain Cooks arrival.

by Chris Venus November 11, 2006

Hawaiian bread

A synonym for weed, pot, and marijuana it's name comes from the sweet smell of the bread and or drug

Snoop dogg really loves to smoke that Hawaiian bread every day.

by carlosthepro April 27, 2015

hawaiian brothers

Also known as the Koury-Nori connection, it is a bond forged when one man is getting a blowjob from a female and makes eye-contact with another man.

I was having a nice time with Susan, when Tom walked in and we became Hawaiian brothers.

by Neff Jewman March 29, 2017

Hawaiian Missile Crisis

A really funny prank from the govt. that told everyone in Hawaii that they were going to die in 30 mins.

Civilians: OMG we Are GoINg tO DiE
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke

Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis

by Crotux December 11, 2019

Hawaiian Tugboat

Getting your cock jerked off by a girl with lotion while she's sucking your balls

Damn bro, you got a Hawaiian Tugboat.. Be proud, they're rare

by Knux, Neighbor January 23, 2013