second choice hamster

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.

He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.

by Tweeples June 5, 2013

Hamsini

If you have a Hamsini in your life the you are lucky!☘️🍀 She is SUPER funny!😂 She always will be there for you! She stands up for you.👍🏽✌️👌🏾😺 If you don’t have a Hamsini in your life your missing out!!!!!!!

Hey look! It’s Hamsini the best person in the world!

by Taco Bell 🛎 November 17, 2019

hamster thot

hamster thot is another name for hoe. Usually with buck teeth, and named khloe.

"omg khloe your such a hamster thot look at your teeh!"

by dickmaster2014 June 3, 2014

Doping The Hamster

To intoxicate ones self by inserting drugs up the anus.

"Man, I spent all night doping the hamster with that ecstacy you got me, dude."

by Nick Fearns December 9, 2003

hamshowed

A drunken shit show.

Man, you are....uh....haha, hamshowed.

by Briton123 December 2, 2007

hamsam

abbreviation for a ham sandwich, in times when you don't have time to say the full expression.

nickname for scott's fat gf.

'i could eat a hamsam right about now now'
' dude, thats scotts girl!'
' no you fuckwit, i meant a ham sandwich. i would never eat out that fatty-boomba.'
'oh, sorry, i totally misunderstood coz hamsam has 2 meanings.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

Hamstack

When one consumes mass amounts of alcohol in one given moment in height of excitemnt or the sole situation that the weekend has arrived.

Stash was absolutely hamstacked and took a shit on a car a last week. Damn the things we do when we are hamstacked.

by Imeemz Nadeemz & Steez McFly January 22, 2011