Hamilton, Massachusetts is the epitome of a prep town. Where everyone owns horses and has an average property value of 600,000$, let alone the average house price of like 2,000,000$. It's a very unique conservative based town, with a population of around 10,000. The girls are hot, but preppy and hard to get. The Hamilton-Wenham regional high school is ranked 10th in the state for education. There are no chain resturaunts save for dunkin donuts. The best place for pizza is HW house of pizza, and if you have ever gotten in a fight, or get a grade average under B-, you are ridiculed.
Conversation: (guy from Revere) Where are you from?
(Hamiltonian) I'm from Hamilton, MA, yeah you've probably never heard of it. (guy from revere, one out of 20 people who actually knows where Hamilton is) Oh yeah you own horses?
(Hamiltonian) I'm from Hamilton, MA, yeah you've probably never heard of it. (guy from revere, one out of 20 people who actually knows where Hamilton is) Oh yeah you own horses?
by BayRoad September 24, 2011
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Hamilton Beach, NY also known as Hami is the part of Howard Beach, Queens that is tucked away in the corner of the neighborhood and not really talked about much. Ya see Howard Beach is divided into 4 main areas 1. Old Howard 2. New Howard 3. Hamilton and 4. Lindenwood. Old Howard and New Howard mostly contain the stereotypical Howard Beach people that even though are only 25% Italian really like to stress that they are in fact in some shape or form, Italian. Lindenwood is a little closer to Brooklyn so it's basically the shiny turd of Howard Beach that really doesn't like to affiliate themselves with Howard Beach whatsoever. And lastly Hamilton which is mainly just made up of a few crackheads, a few minority families, and the rest are people who wanted to live in Howard Beach but didnt want to completely affiliate with it because of its spoiled name. Although Hamilton shares the same zip code as the rest of Howard Beach a lot of people not from Hamilton will isolate it and not include it in its Howard Beach glory.... The thing with this is that everyone from Hamilton is completely fine with that. Many of the "actual" Howard Beach people will also call it a swamp, but what most of them lack to realize is that the rest of Howard Beach lives on the same body of water. However the water is filthy but that's off topic. Hamilton Beach is a great place to live if you like privacy and can deal with crackheads and flooding from time to time.
"Yo you wanna go catch a quick cyph at the bridge?"
"Yea, but which side you want to go on?"
"Let's stay on the Old Howard side it's much safer than the Hamilton Beach side."
"Good call bro."
"Yea, but which side you want to go on?"
"Let's stay on the Old Howard side it's much safer than the Hamilton Beach side."
"Good call bro."
by Antonio Reynolds January 23, 2017
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Get the Hamilton Creek mug.An amazingly spectacular small liberal arts college located in the teeny tiny little bubble town of Clinton, New York. Hamilton is of course named for the foxiest of the federalists-- Alexander Hamilton Hamilton is the buff and blue continentals and competes in Division 3 NESCACs. In a word Hamilton is unquestionably, awesome.
"Question: what is the greatest college in the nation named for America's quintessential financial badass whose face currently graces the $10 bill and whose name now resonates in famous rap lyrics??"
"Oh that's Easy. Its all about HAMILTON COLLEGE baby!"
"Oh that's Easy. Its all about HAMILTON COLLEGE baby!"
by A. Ham May 14, 2007
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"Hi, I go to Colgate University."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the sperm in your mouth. I'm going to go back to Hamilton College and not have sex with my roommate."
"I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the sperm in your mouth. I'm going to go back to Hamilton College and not have sex with my roommate."
by spr1989 January 27, 2007
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Look at Ryan, that Hamilton Meathead hasn't noticed his Traeger is in flames!
Should we tell him?
Nah!
Should we tell him?
Nah!
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