haffin

divide something 2 people can share in half

would you like to haffin my soda?

by Deloris A June 9, 2008

Huffy Puffy

Do not do the huffy puffy!!!! you can get brain damage and die!!!

i am not joking around!!! the huffy puffy can kill!!!

by DO NOT DO IT April 14, 2008

Haffet

To eat turtle soups or give crazy ladies turtle soup.
People like this seem to LOVE lots of Kiwi.
Sometimes they may even rever to themselves as "Papi Champi."

Kiwi: hello?
Guy: yea?
Kiwi: oh wow, you're cool.
Guy: hell yea, I'm the champ!
Kiwi: you're such a haffet.

by hatersrcool January 1, 2010

Ooft, I haff!

From the same phrase family as 'i have', 'i would', 'i'd tap' etc.
Used when somebody is particularly impressed by something, most frequently a person. Literally means 'I have', but said in a German accent to give it that extra 'ooft!'.

"Did you see that cumslut last night? I had her a few days ago... she walked past and i was all like 'Ooft, I haff!'"

Boy sees profile picture of hxc emo hawt grrll, and comments: NO JK JK JK LOLOLOL, I HEART UR FXCKING MAKE UP OMG I LOVE UR HAIR. OOFT, I HAFF!

by ghalighalinomnom May 3, 2009

haffily

similar to happily, commonly found in the phrase "happily ever after", except in the case of the word "haffily" everyone doesn't live happily every after, they are killed by being cut in half, thus the origin of the word haffily.

-"dude all the guys in Sweeny Todd lived haffily ever after!"
-"i know right! That was the goriest movie ever!!"

by therealeffingmadisonb June 24, 2010

huffy puffy junior

Someone who makes you cringe a lot. Makes you think of huffy puffy.

Ooh...he makes me cringe, he must be a huffy puffy junior.

by lol@u;) October 27, 2016

huffy bastard

someone who takes offence and sulks,

i.e ya huffy bastard

put yer dummy back in ya huffy bastard

by harvey1690 July 28, 2019