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gronk

a disgusting lad. Most likely spits every 2 seconds and has lots of stds
guy: *spits*
guy 2: eww quit being a gronk
by mad eshay June 23, 2020
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Gronk

A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.

Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...

People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.

Lads; ad lays (pig latin).

Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.

A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.

Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.

Dense; someone who does not get it!

Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"

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"Can I borrow some money?"

"You never pay me back"

"I will this time... I promise man..."

"Fuck off gronk!"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009
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Grongo

Lay a grongo in your slipper
by SQUAD August 15, 2012
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Beefy Grongo

A Beefy Grongo is when a man puts ground beef in a woman's vagina. The penis is then inserted into the vagina and "Grinded" until the beef has mostly sprayed out of the vagina. The man then ejaculates onto the beef and the woman and the man eat it together.
Did you see our Beefy Grongo video on YouPorn?
by SecksandCandy January 27, 2011
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grondy

a rare disease that normally occurs in people with extreme obesity, where they get addicted to ketamin
there's a fuckin door there!!
.....dude, your such a massive grondy!
by krunchy teeth February 14, 2010
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gronk

The sounds that Miss Piggy makes when Kermit mounts her.
Oh Kermie, I love you. GRONK!
by ucla sucks October 10, 2008
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Geronimo

-interjection

1. An exclamation of confirmation of success.

2. "Mission accomplished."

Popularized by the assassination of Osama bin Laden by the Navy SEAL Team Six, otherwise known as "Operation Geronimo." When Osama bin Laden had been successfully assassinated, the code-word "geronimo" was given to President Barack Obama, who was monitoring the operation in real-time in Washington D.C., to confirm mission success.
1.
White guy: "Did you have intercourse with that pulchritudinous female last night?"

Black guy: "Yea nigga, tapped that shit. Geronimo."

2.
Navy SEAL Team Five: "How'd it go?"

Navy SEAL Team Six: "Geronimo."
by BreadKrums May 27, 2011
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