gummed retard

When you eat out a woman's pussy and start to raspberry inside of it and she becomes retared by the pure pleasure. ( A virgins idea )

"I gummed retard my girlfriend last night" "You're a virgin and single Tyrone"
"Shut up bill"

by Ali5guy February 27, 2019

Gumber

A square-headed millionare assistant coach who be playin on his boys. Also the profit for the all-holy Miguel and Strutt.

"Shut the fuck up Gumber".

by T̵h̶e̷ ̶V̸o̴i̶d̷ January 31, 2020

Ainsley Guymer

Ainsley is an amazing girl. She can do anything! She lights up a room as soon as she walks into it. She is an amaing singer and you would be lucky to be her friend, Is that ainsley guymer over there wow shes glowing!

I know ainsley guymer! Wow you're so lucky!

by haleighannalexisamazibggirlie December 28, 2018

Glummer

A right muler who makes you sick looking at them!

Person 1 - "Yo mate, check out that bird"

Person 2 - "Naaa man she's a right glummer!"

by JHERO April 26, 2010

Dirty Gumper

A dirty gumper is when you poo in a plastic bag shake it up and spread it on your naked partner. Then you proceed to lick the remains off of your partner and have a dirty gumper make out

Gumper TY did you just dirty Gumper Ella Evan’s

by GUMPER master October 19, 2021

Gumpert

A cat that follows you around all the time, never leaving your side, and is always vocalizing its desire for attention/ food. A cat that talks back when you tell it to quit jumping on the counters/ blinds/ screen door/ dog.

Person to cat: "Get off the counter!"

Cat: "MEOW!"

Person to cat: "You are such a fucking Gumpert."

by tacobellcrazy July 15, 2011

Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010