Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?

What you say when someone asks you something with a really obvious answer.

Campos: "Those mozzarella sticks are callin my name. Should we cruise past Jack in the Box on the way home??"

Campos Jr. "Is Gumby green? Is Pokey pink?"

by campos laney jones March 19, 2009

A+ double star Gumby stamp comment

A grade reserved for the most intelligent of individuals

kitten waffle: "Hoooorrrrraaaaaahhhhhhsssszz, i got a A+ double star Gumby stamp comment."

by Mr. Thorne, but not rly January 16, 2010

If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you

If he's in your heart, then he'll be a part of you. If you have a heart, then Gumby's the pal for you.

What do they mean by "If you've got a heart, then Gumby's a part of you"?

by anonymous April 21, 2021

Gumby

When a persons gums are overly exposed when they smile.

" Hey...Gumby, where's Pokey?"

by kilrbunnie February 19, 2008

Buda gumby

A lighter, used to light something

have you got a buda gumby?

by Urbanbaz May 6, 2024

Gumby

Gumby is often used to describe someone who just did something really stupid or ruined a joke or just someone you really hate. Gumby is often combined with "ass" and "as fuck"

That dude just asked if the golden gate bridge was in new york... "Man that was Gumby as fuck"

Nick why did you tell her I liked her... "Because your Gumby ass needed a boost"

by Fats_Mcgee November 6, 2017

gumby

Word used to describe home schooled kids. Nerdy and awkward but not exactly.

Heather is was homeschooled, she is nerdy. No she is gumby.

by WTFwasthat November 5, 2010