on Guinness

when your trying to convey that something you did was 100% true.

yes I'm high right now on Guinness bro.

by lifeoftristan November 5, 2022

Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

Na-guinness

Na fact check

Alam mo ba na Na-guinness ang post ni marites?

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022

Na-guinness

Corrected

Na-guinness ang di umanong longest caravan ng babyM.

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022

na-guinness

a Filipino slang for 'corrected'. it is a reference to the act of Marcos supporters claiming that the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan at Ilocos Norte is the longest caravan in the world. Guinness saw this and they commented that the title 'longest caravan' does not belong to the 2022 Marcos Presidential campaign caravan. Hence, the term 'na-guinness' was born.

Na-guinness sila ng kanilang guro dahil mali kanina ang sagot nila sa klase. (English : The teacher corrected them because their answer was wrong during class a while ago.)

by istambeyzaloob4n April 19, 2022

Guinness

jerk.

pronounced as 'guy-ness'

James was acting like a Guinness at Wetherspoons.

by earlofward September 29, 2025

Thomas Guin

Thomas Guin is a person with a humongous penis, and always drink himself to sleep. He is the episenter of every party, and might wank your cock even though he is heterosexual. Thomas Guin has a sky high bodycount, every girl is horny for him.

There is Thomas Guin, the sexbomb.

by Sexbombervyk69 November 23, 2021