Guinness Book of World Records

The book which is actually just a website or it would have reached Mars by now, contains world records. Some of them are crazy, some are weird, some are crazy weird. But it's great to know that if I ever become the first person to eat eggs out of some sort of weird shit, my name gets put in an imaginary book to get me some fame.

TommyInnit: Hey I just got the most followers for a Minecraft Twitch Channel.
Also TommyInnit: Won't stop bragging about cuz its the GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS duh.

by I_hasAcat June 5, 2022

Guined

To use a Penguin emoticon. This expresses that the person is classy, like a penguin.

You wear a tux when you swim. You walk with a straight back. You make intelligent comments.

Someone should recognize you for your class.

<('') - You have been Guined

by muprs October 19, 2012

Na-guinness

Na fact check

Alam mo ba na Na-guinness ang post ni marites?

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022

guinness buttplug

The thick, tarry, difficult to excrete stool that you try to push out the morning after a night on the Guinness.

Fucking hell, that Guinness buttplug just pushed one of my piles out!

by Fishfishfishhh November 11, 2018

Na-guinness

Corrected

Na-guinness ang di umanong longest caravan ng babyM.

by Jadeiteeeeeee April 2, 2022

sluts for Guinness

5 best friends, ones small, ones tall, ones skinny, twos fat, all are drug addicts or have been

Ahh yo!! 5 friends in our group!, that means we’re sluts for Guinness.

by Sluts for Guinness October 18, 2023

Downing the Guinness

Supping lots of Guinness on the couch while watching the Wescht Ham.

Did you see Neily Downing the Guinness. It's something to behold.

by TheCornhole69 December 11, 2020