guebo

Spanish slang for penis.

Anda a mamarte un guebo!

by Hector Parra December 10, 2008

GETONIT

A term used to denote an action of an alcoholic or sexual nature

"YO JIG!!! GETONIT" said the man fapping in the corner. His crimson coloured hand charged with the duty of holding the photo of the georgous blonde close to his face so as to imitate the intimacy needed climax in the public setting.

"Get on what though?" replied the man with bitches clinging to either arm. "Gurlz or dem beers?"

" both bitch" came the muffled reply of the man having his way with himself. a dirty sock now forced into his mouth of his own doing. His balls stuck to the walls.

by Zassix April 22, 2011

Guedo

English to Spanish...Whitey. Or if you are in Chandler,Arizona,Guedo means God. As in Guedos Tacos on Chandler Blvd.

"I went to Guedos in Arizona and saw God while eating some chicken tacos....but that was actually Guedo!!" God actually finds time to work. Awesome!!!!!!

by Daniel"guedos disciple" Olson September 29, 2011

guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

Guntoxy

A warrior that wields a Gun and cannot be stopped.

That Guntoxy destroyed an entire city.

by anonymous July 24, 2017

Guntoplasty

Guntoplasty is when a womans cunt is so big and or deformed she needs surgery to fix it.

Her gunt was so deformed she needed time of work to have a guntoplasty
That gunt needs fixing chick

by Katiefinchpoo May 24, 2018

Guitosexual

1. to be sexually attracted to guitars and/or the people that play them
2. having good taste in guitars
3. being able to name guitars by site down to specific details (much like a mechanic when presented with a muscle car)

1. I'm a guitosexual and that is a sexy guitar.
2. I'm guitosexual and THIS is the guitar for you!
3. Johnny is guitosexual and he can name any guitar and tell you what it's made of just by scent.

by Kelly_With_Art February 1, 2019