Guedo

English to Spanish...Whitey. Or if you are in Chandler,Arizona,Guedo means God. As in Guedos Tacos on Chandler Blvd.

"I went to Guedos in Arizona and saw God while eating some chicken tacos....but that was actually Guedo!!" God actually finds time to work. Awesome!!!!!!

by Daniel"guedos disciple" Olson September 29, 2011

Guedo

An Italian Stallion. Also referred to as Lastella. Its also much better spelled than G-U-I-D-O.

Justin was being a guedo again and it got him laid!

by americas next pot model August 15, 2010

guedo

Guedo: Normaly an italian hotie. or an hot ass colubian person that walks on the boredwalk with his friends in gennie T's being rowdy. With a great sence of style... males tipicaly hate this guedo's (if there not one) because they are great with the ladies and can steal his friends gf's with ease. Normaly has a good Itialin name like Toney, Anthony, Dante, Nico and Demeiko. Guedo's normaly are slick and can get what ever girl they want. normaly atracted to an Italian female who plays hard to get... they dont like easy targets.

Guedo: hey guys u wanna hit the beach? We can prob pic up some girls.
All: YEA!
Later...
The guedo spots a hot chick, short shorts the works...

(wistels)
Girl: oh shut up u guedo
He keeps on hitting on her and they later end up dating.

by guesswho92slc December 25, 2009

guido mista

the one guy from vento aureo who is scared shitless by the number 4.

wendys : “444 Deal!”
guido mista : *confused screaming*

by Chipthechip January 28, 2019

guidoo

Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.

With his blistering forehead acne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.

by swetepete February 6, 2010

güevón

Güevón is a popular curse word used by Colombians to show their anger towards someone. Also used to taunt or make fun of someone.
Someone who’s a güevón is stupid, dumb, sped, etc.

Pablo: ¿Que paso güevón?
Juan: Absolutamente nada.

by ThatColombianAmerican October 19, 2018

Guido Pump

The greatest of all arm workouts. Typically done on Friday and/or Saturday, the guido pump consists of fifteen to twenty sets of bicep tricep supersets. One should drink pre workout prior to a guido pump and throw on their smallest shirt immediately afterwards.

I did the guido pump last night, and was feeling juicy as fuck afterwards. My arms were hugging the sleeves so fucking tight.

by Condor February 2, 2017