gronk

a disgusting lad. Most likely spits every 2 seconds and has lots of stds

guy: *spits*
guy 2: eww quit being a gronk

by mad eshay June 23, 2020

Gronk

A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.

Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...

People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.

Lads; ad lays (pig latin).

Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.

A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.

Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.

Dense; someone who does not get it!

Lane Cove Slang.

"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"

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"Can I borrow some money?"

"You never pay me back"

"I will this time... I promise man..."

"Fuck off gronk!"

by johnnygun August 21, 2009

grink

Derogatory term referring to a caucasian (white person). Derived from the Spanish word Gringo but meant to be inflammatory.

White is to Grink as Black is to N*****
White:Black
Grink:N*****

by whitedude October 30, 2007

Kick To Groin

Someone doing a field goal attempt on you.

They were many, many days that I wanted to kick Noel in the groin.

by Saints September 25, 2003

Goink

A person that's half Korean and half Chinese. The term comes from Gook (a derogatory term for Koreans) and Chink (a derogatory term for Chinese or Asians in general). It is not meant as an insult as it is actually a nickname.

Can also be called "Chook", another, different mashup of "Gook" and "Chink".

"It's okay Goink, I will still be your friend even if you are a filthy half-breed."

by IAMGOINK March 8, 2010

Groin Stride

During sex and one partner is on top of the other (usually works better when woman is on top) and instead of bouncing she just strides your groin. It is usually when she's really into it and she's about to climax. There is less of an in and out motion and just a basic stride.

I think that hottie from Wrightwood was really into it, because she was groin striding the shit out of me last night. I have chafing scars on my hips! Ahh the good ole groin stride strikes again.

by Nasty&Pats Imagination Factory January 16, 2010

gronk

The sounds that Miss Piggy makes when Kermit mounts her.

Oh Kermie, I love you. GRONK!

by ucla sucks October 10, 2008