Greggs

a beautiful British bakery that sells steak bakes and other shit not worth buying

John-shall we go to Greggs
Tim-only if we get a steak bake

by epicfish512 February 16, 2022

Squeaky Greg

A Squeaky Greg is a sexual/fetish act involving Reddi-wip brand aerosol propelled whipped cream canisters.

According to fetish/sexual deviancy experts Justin, Travis and Griffin McElroy from the podcast MBMBAM, this act involves inserting the nozzle of the whipped cream canister into the anus of your consenting sexual partner and emptying the entirety of its contents into his or her rectal cavity.
This act is supposedly banned in all US States except for Delaware, most likely due to the likelihood of physical harm caused by the nitrous oxide propellant. The status of its legalities in other countries is currently not recorded.

"I want to whisk you away to Delaware, to see the trees and get some cider, you're going to love it. Make sure to pack some cans of Reddi-wip so I can give you a Squeaky Greg by the waterfalls."

by Perpinsky January 19, 2018

Gregasm

To experience feelings of a strong sexual nature relating to individuals know as Greg. These feelings will build up to a climax and sexual release known as a Gregasm

I love to Gregasm

by Wheatmore October 4, 2008

grega

is a sexy mothafucka. he loves to eat pussy, and he is just fun and he is trying tobe a short wigga

he was so high he must be a grega

by ilovebbb October 12, 2017

Gregism

Gregism is a religious fallowing of the one holy being known as Greg. For he is the almighty

Sorry I couldn't go to your house yesterday I fallow Gregism, and we had a meeting yesterday

by Enlightened_Frog420 December 16, 2019

Greg-gasm

Achieving multiple orgasms from mere words, pictures, or facebook pokes from someone that you are very attracted to.

Wow, I saw his picture and it gave me a Greg-gasm!

by GregaliciousLou July 26, 2011

Old Greg

(V.) to old greg on someone is to hit on someone very creepily and awkwardly, usually in an attempt to get that person to do something he or she doesn't want to do.
Effective examples of old gregging iclude:
1. throwing out continuous strains of awkward, senseless questions, such as: "do you want to go to a club where people wee on eachother?" or "do you ever drink Bailey's from a shoe?"
2. Displaying the mangina

Person A: Yo man, I saw you old greggin' on that chick last night. Did she give you what you wanted?

Person B: Nah, dude, but I bet if I had given her some Bailey's and shown her my artwork, she would have complied.

by Bababaller December 30, 2007