geezerdom

That stage of life, or condition of life, in which one can no longer feign youth.

Uncle Bobo fantasizes about learning how to windsurf, but geezerdom beckons.

by TurnipTrucker August 31, 2009

gentlemen greeter

A woman's vagina/private area.

Uh-oh, crazy Britney Spears showed her "gentlemen greeter" again when she was getting out of her car at Starbucks.

by ImBringingBloggingBack January 11, 2008

Hippie Geezer

An aging 60's radical. Drives a VW bus or Prius to the Whole Foods. Is balding but has a pony tail. Quite possibly has a child in their 40's named Moonbeam or Song. Belongs to the AARP and the ACLU.

Mary and her hippie geezer husband considered moving to Canada when Bush was elected.

by kintari June 11, 2009

blue greener

A blue greener is someone who ships Larry to an extreme amount and are a big crazy Larry is the ship of Louis and Harry from the band one Direction and it’s not just a ship it’s also a real and epic love story of two kids torn apart by management but in the end found their way home

You see that girl over there yeah she’s a major blue greener she devotes her whole life to it

by Obviouslytheresnotruthtoit March 10, 2021

geezer kennel

A nursing home to send old people when they become too much to handle.

Time to send Grampa to the geezer kennel.

by alligator fuckhouse May 29, 2007

greezee

a cool cat, a busker with style.
a man on a mission to please all, style re-vamped.

Dean's music is ALWAYS greezee!

by McCluster April 5, 2010

Soylent Greeners

People who believe health care reform will include assisted suicide, or as depicted in the movie Soylent Green “voluntary euthanasia (euphemistically known as "going home") at a government clinic.” In reality the proposed bill includes the option of having a Living Will, which is a great idea and can cost $200 or more if done by a private attorney.

Gladys: "Marge, Marge, the government plans to give me a lethal injection while I watch panoramic views of an unspoiled Earth! Next thing you know we’ll all be Communists eating other Soylent Greeners!"

Marge: "Communists? Don't you mean cannibals?"

by ConcealedID July 29, 2009